Friday, May 22, 2009

Lay offs rock the Halo Wars world.

Following many of other UNSC field operations in the Galaxy the Spirit of Fire chief officers layed off all employee's working at the bases field armory just moments after finishing work on the new turret upgrade. "It was crazy one minute the Sparatans were praising our work commenting on how well our upgrades helped out the team, and then the next minute after they sent us 800 supplies to finish the upgrade for our turret system we were all fired" said a former field employee "I mean what in the heck am I suppose to do now?".

Pictured left is the field armory that was shut down late Thursday around 10p.m. after according to field operatives Biohzrd451 and A Satriani Solo had reached the end of it's usefulness and was no longer cost effective to keep it running at the base facility. "We had to make room for something that was more cost effective and the field armory just wasn't doing it, so we scrapped it, blew it up and replaced it with an Air Pad." said Biohzrd451 "If the base employees have a problem with the reduction they can come see myself of A Satriani Solo to be placed on new duties." According to reports these new duties were being placed in the flood infested territory with a butter knife and a prayer.

At the time of press Captain Cutter could not be reached for comment.



1 comment:

  1. Funny stuff, though also a litle sad given the end of Ensemble.

    Keep it up!

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